Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentines Day Special

Yeah, so this is my first blogpost and I thought what not better than today 14th Feb to start writing for those hopeless romantics out there who are still wating to ask out a girl.

I am going to set out with one golden rule: THESE WONT GET YOU TO HER BEDROOM!!

First of all, dont think that its going to be easy catching the biggest fish in the pond just after reading this post.

I am assuming two things about you: 1. You two know each other(I have known guys who dont know the gal but just wanna "hang out") 2.You know how to dress up to approach a girl

Well here it is::
-put up a banner where she can easily see it.
-*NOOB ALERT*: gauge her mood:: If she is stressed out,postpone it,she might decline you. If she's her usual self then go ahead.
-you can ask her out for a movie(dont make it an action flick or pure romantic saga),my suggestion try out a rom-com
-something impractical, hire a plane and fly it with her and your name together using flags

-Just simply gather the your sodding courage and pop the question(Ah...classic and a success rate of 95%)

So that said and done...best of luck mates!!

To keep a girl as long as possible..

Some donts for ya'll:
*dont ask a mutual friend to do it.(irritated with my friends doing it all the time)
*dont ask her out in a letter(though small notes are just about fine)
*dont write a poem like some love-struck dumbcrack(trust me girls are so bored of it now)..once a while small rhyming stanzas are alright but not shakespeare....please!!
*make sure you smell good
*never ever try to make her jealous especially with your ex
*possesiveness is good, but dont cling on to the poor soul.
*very important, dont be sexually suggestive
*dont tell her shes a b*@#h , even if she is...lol
*reminding her that you love her is important but dont say the three golden words again and again they lose their charm
*dont try to avoid the dreaded word for all GUY-KIND---"FUTURE".Be brave enough to face it

Do
-tell her shes beautiful on an ocassion
-throw stones at her window and then help her come down so that you can run off and make out :)
-shave and shower often...hygiene
-support her interest
-be nice to her girlfriends...important damn important
-make her feel the most important person in your life


Any trouble, just reply.
Most of this stuff just out of my head. Try it out if your brave enough.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

vry true broda.....bt if v dnt make her feel jealous hw vil v cum 2 no dat whether she likes us or nt?????????????

Ajinkya Dharap said...

this blog is sum of all experiences taken by aakash in his life.
bt frnds rt nw he is single(i think he is.)
so ull cn decide.

Akkaash said...

@ abhishekh: dude thats definitely true but the fact of the matter none of them like it. Ask me!!

@Ajinkya: lol dude...thanks!!

Unknown said...

i guess ol d facts here are true but d one wich says dat never make a girl jealous is TOTALLY wrong............. i totally agree with ur friend abhishekh.....
btw interesting blog....
keep ryting akkaash... ;)....

Anonymous said...

this is radhika here....:):)amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....arrey..u 4got stuff like do not eva reject her phone...and reply 2 her mssgs immediately .....:)...just tryin 2 help u out...lol...tc...

@ poojita.....hi..hows u???????????

Aakash said...

duude........nice 1.....
but like radhika said u really need to add alot of stuff......

Akkaash said...

thank you everyone. I will keep in mind about what you all have pointed out.